Agent P, your trainees need to learn how to work together as a team or they're never gonna earn their black hat bands. (Zoom out to reveal the wah-wah music coming from Harry playing the trumpet with a plunger mute.)ĭoofenshmirtz: You're gonna be wearing that thing in a second.ĭoofenshmirtz: Besides, I've, I've given up evil.Ĭarl: Look, if you guys can't pass this training exercise, there's no way you'll complete "Town Square Riot", "Freeway Assault", or "Escape the Ancient Ruin". I'd say that's probably the first time anyone has described my being abandoned by my parents and raised by Central American wildcats as "lucky". Doof lets go.)ĭoofenshmirtz: Hey, bub, it's just a piece of clipart.Ĭarl: And, Doofenshmirtz, you're lucky you're legally considered an ocelot, or you wouldn't be here at all!ĭoofenshmirtz: Yeah. (Cut to Harry and Doof imitating the picture of two animal agents holding hands. Your team lacks focus and they need your leadership.Ĭarl: Heck, one of your trainees didn't even show up.ĭoofenshmirtz: No, no! I'm here! I'm here! (arrives with some rockets) Just a little late! I'm here! Phew! But it's okay, I made this to help.Ĭarl: You can't shoot that at a suspect! Are you crazy?! It would blow them to smithereens!ĭoofenshmirtz: What's the big deal? I blow up all the time.Ĭarl: Nevertheless, individually, your scores look promising, but there's still a big problem with teamwork.
training manual does it say, "Abandon your team and apprehend the suspect by yourself." You're not a lone wolf anymore. A dome is lifted over the carnival revealing it to be a simulation.)Ĭarl: Agent P, nowhere in the O.W.C.A. But Carl arrives on his golf cart.)Ĭarl: Whoa, whoa, whoa, Agent P, stop right there! Shut it down! Stop the exercise! Perry chases after them, retrieving his scooter from a clown-shaped bush. Perry gets his end of the gate locked, but Karen doesn't have a clue, allowing them to escape. (Cut to Karen on a bumper car with a gate attached to it being driven by her and Harry. (Perry turns on the swings and the enemies get trapped in the bumper cars.)
Perry takes it away from Karen and hits the target, releasing all of the log flumes.) Perry takes his best swing at the target on the log flume, but Karen wants to play with it. The accomplices carry briefcases filled with cash. The leader takes the top off his cotton candy revealing gold and jewels. Perry lets Harry into the car and puts a lock and chain onto a handle and carries a baseball.
Cut to the bumper cars, where Perry and Harry are. Maggie ties a rope while Karen hops onto a swing and Maggie attempts to catch her. (Cut to Karen and Maggie who are over by the swings. A tray stops the water and Perry slides down.) Perry is climbing up the log flume while Harry tosses him a rope. ♪ It's the OWCA Files (the Organization Without a Cool Acronym!) ♪ ♪ Call the Organization Without a Cool Acronym ♪ ♪ All the odds are stacked against you and your prospects are grim ♪ ♪ And your chances of survival are increasingly slim ♪ ♪ 'Cause if you find yourself hanging out on a limb ♪ ♪ I will explain it better when we get to the chorus ♪ ♪ Your evil plan is gonna fall before us ♪ ♪ If you're a villain then ya can't ignore us ♪ ♪ We got animal agents wearing brown fedoras ♪ Major Monogram: These are the stories of the agents of the O.W.C.A. Doof shoves his lamp off his nightstand and feels around for the clock and falls out of his bed.) In another section, a Siamese cat trainee, Karen the Cat, is just standing around. She takes out binoculars from her fedora. A red macaw trainee, Maggie the Macaw, hides among the stuffed animal prizes. Harry the Hyena: Oh? Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee! (grunts) Heh-heh-heh-heh-heh!! Harry accidentally hits the target and dunks Perry.) He pops out of the water and signals, to a hyena trainee, Harry the Hyena.
Perry the Platypus appears in the dunking booth. A rather round looking gentleman comes out accompanied by two accomplices wearing sunglasses and berets.